retard needs help with bourbon recipe

[danmiz]

hi all. im new and i've 5 sugar washes and am pretty pleased with the results and was wanting to maybe try a bourbon mash since i just received 3 5 L barrels that i would love to have bourbon in. here are my issues.
1 i live in a city and have limited supply to ingredients i read on here (i think) or im sure where to get them. i think we have a beer store somewhere but thats a rumor.
2 what is the absolute easiest recipe for bourbon to practice with ( remember im retarded). THE EASIEST.
3 sometimes the terms used when reading all the recipe formus throws me for a loop.
thanks in advance

[Panda]

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you're just playing dumb and posting this on each forum and getting us dickheads to do all the leg work for you so that you don't have to bother reading more then one thread.

[Stephen]

Wow!

[danmiz]

your just an asshole panda. ive been reading up on it and im just looking for the easiest way to practice on it you dickhead.

[Stephen]

Double wow!

[Panda]

well its confirmed

we both agree I'm a dickhead

[jdonly1]

Hehehehehe I love this forum lmao :teasing-neener:

[danmiz]

im just new to this and been readin a bunch but outside a sugar wash everything seems very complicated and was wondering if their was an easier way to try it so i dont watste time and money on trying it now.

[jdonly1]

look up ujsm
Nice and simple

[stilly_bugger]

Here y'are:

• Uncle Jesse's Simple Sour Mash method.
• Discussion of Uncle Jesse's (107 pages!) on Home Distiller here.
• McStill's knock off is here. (Nb. McStill's knock offs are usually streamlined versions of the originals.)
• And spoons are for sale here.

Just kidding on the last point. 8-}

Some of the acronyms can take some getting used to. :handgestures-thumbupleft:

[R-sole]

your just an asshole panda. ive been reading up on it and im just looking for the easiest way to practice on it you dickhead.

You are going to need to kerb the attitude. As a new comer to a group you need to ease your way in and learn the ways of the group. Demands, abuse and petulance will see you frog marched out in quick time.



There is a good opportunity for you to learn to be a much better distiller here than you are now. Best not to squander it wanting it all in one day. 8-)




ThinkTwiceAboutYourResponsePunkin

[Cane Toad]

+1 5Star,you say it in a much nicer way than I would :think:

[MacStill]

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I dont like it when people do this after a response, if you say it then leave it there or I'll remove the the edit button again.... FOR EVERYONE!! ;-)

[stilly_bugger]

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I dont like it when people do this after a response, if you say it then leave it there or I'll remove the the edit button again.... FOR EVERYONE!! ;-)

Please don't :eusa-pray: . I like to correct mistakes in my grammar and punctuation.

With love,

s_b

[Frank]

@s_b: +1 on that...I make typos lots :oops:
@McStill: mate, such a general sweep will only truly affect those 'that dont deserve it' ;-)
@'retard needs.....': IMHO, wrong forum mate x_x

[MR-E]

@s_b: +1 on that...I make typos lots :oops:
@McStill: mate, such a general sweep will only truly affect those 'that dont deserve it' ;-)
@'retard needs.....': IMHO, wrong forum mate x_x

Yeah, punish the Panda :violence-stickwhack:, not us innocent types :snooty:

[MacStill]

@McStill: mate, such a general sweep will only truly affect those 'that dont deserve it' ;-)

It happens more than you think & more than you see

If it keeps happening I'll fix it, plain and simple.... as for typo's that's no excuse when spell check is so readily available ;-)

[stilly_bugger]

It happens more than you think & more than you see

Apologies :text-offtopic: . Surely there are acceptable edits and unacceptable edits. For example, acceptable edits would include:

• Correcting spelling and silly errors,
• Clarifying your meaning,
• Changing wording if, on second thoughts, you think you might come across a bit harsh,
• Adding a link or helpful info to an existing post rather than making a whole new post

There are probably a few more.

Then there are unacceptable edits:

• Editing or deleting part of a post that someone has responded to specifically,
• Editing or deleting posts to make other people in the thread look bad,
• Buggering up the flow of a thread with edits and deletes.

I edit most of my posts (I get paid to be anal about such things), but I always do it for the right reasons. People who make unacceptable edits should first be warned -- they mightn't have thought the edit would lead to such consequences. If they meant it, however, then you should give 'em the treatment :violence-stickwhack: .

It would be a shame to lose the ability to edit posts. Edits can be handy if done for the right reasons. And leaving edits available to us sure beats making us have to post corrections in subsequent posts, like, for example, "Mate, in my 13:25 post I meant to say fores, not heads," blowing out the length of threads.

[PS. I've edited this post three times.]

[MacStill]

There's a "preview" button right next to the "submit" button ;-)

It's not open for discussion, if it keeps happening the edit button is gone....

A good chance for you lot to moderate yourselves before you "submit"

[stilly_bugger]

It's not open for discussion...

Okay. Point taken.

I can only assume that the edit function is being abused. That's a damn shame. :handgestures-thumbdown: