Parrot bits

[crow]

Don't panic I'll fix it got the technology now :handgestures-thumbupleft: but how it got broken , fuck me ya wouldn't read it in the Melbourne truth. ok every fucking thing went wrong last night and to top it of my hose clamps started to leak (possibly from the giggling around when the hose blew off. Anyway I thought right you c#nt fix you and put a bit of board on the keg and an icecream container on the board to catch the drips ah sorted. well when it filled it over fucking balanced didn't it fell down right side up , like go figure and landed on some tools one being a shifter that it flipped up from the floor onto bench (like one in a million chance) and knocked the stilsens down (the only thing heavy enough to fuck the parrot up) and of cause it landed on my parrot totally fucking it ( one in a billion chance or in my case 50/50) . Man if it was raining pussies I'd pick up one with a dick in it I shit you not :angry-banghead:

[googe]

Don't talk shit, you were pissed and tripped over something and smashed the parrot :teasing-tease: :laughing-rolling:

[MacStill]

and blames the rafters for dropping a slug in his drink :laughing-rolling:

[crow]

I was sitting on my arse watching the still and yapping to jim in chat when it happened

[crow]

and blames the rafters for dropping a slug in his drink :laughing-rolling:

what :-o How the fuck did you know about that, :think: ah jims been sinking ships

[MR-E]

and blames the rafters for dropping a slug in his drink :laughing-rolling:

what :-o How the fuck did you know about that, :think: ah jims been sinking ships

Nope :naughty: you posted while you were drink driving your still :laughing-rolling:

[crow]

Ok yep just read all that (shaking head) jeez got to learn not to post when I getting hammered

[Sam.]

stilsens fell on my parrot :crying-blue:

Should have hard soldered it :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :teasing-tease:

[Kimbo]

I cant take it anymore, send me your fuckin address and I'll send you a parrot for xmas :handgestures-thumbupleft:

Fuckin useless (u^t :teasing-neener:

Give it to me and I'll hand deliver it for ya :handgestures-thumbupleft:

[Lowndsey]

I cant take it anymore, send me your fuckin address and I'll send you a parrot for xmas :handgestures-thumbupleft:
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Did I tell you that a pair of stilsens fell on my 4inch bubbler with sights glasses and broke it? :mrgreen:

[Cane Toad]

Really??? Well you'd best ask the fat prick in the red suit to bring you some more 4" so you can make another :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

I've been a good boy :happy-partydance: :happy-partydance: :teasing-neener:

[jim]

and blames the rafters for dropping a slug in his drink :laughing-rolling:

what :-o How the fuck did you know about that, :think: ah jims been sinking ships

Nope :naughty: you posted while you were drink driving your still :laughing-rolling:

Haha, I didn't hear about the very small slug in the drink till the next day :)

I must have just missed it after logging off. Sounds like you had quite the night!

[crow]

very small 3 or 4 inches ? :? if it didn't drop head first it would have never fitted in the glass, looked like one of churchills cigars covered in snot . So fucking gross I didn't even think about flicking it out and drinking the rest (unusual for me) in fact nearly puked just looking at it

[crow]

Really??? Well you'd best ask the fat prick in the red suit to bring you some more 4" so you can make another :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Who do ya mean LoO or FG

[Cane Toad]

Loo :laughing-rolling:

[crow]

Well really is the season for miraculous events :wtf: : Drum roll.... bugger the drums march band fireworks and fan fare bottom is on and not leaking beark is on but I might finish it with an iron :D :pray: :pray: :pray: :happy-partydance: :ympeace: :happy-cheerleaderkid: :happy-cheerleaderkid: :happy-cheerleaderkid: :happy-cheerleaderkid:

[googe]

Throw it in the bin and wait for the postman :teasing-tease: :laughing-rolling:

[Sam.]

Now keep the stillsens fucking well away from it!

[emptyglass]

don bradmans bat, ned kelly's mask and crows parrot. 3 famous aussie icon's.

We wont get into the "big" things, as I think it's already given crow "the big pinapple", rough end first!

[MR-E]

don bradmans bat, ned kelly's mask and crows parrot. 3 famous aussie icon's.

We wont get into the "big" things, as I think it's already given crow "the big pinapple", rough end first!

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: