Magic do-it-all Shit Stirrer

[djfrestyla]

Today, I got home from work, went to make up a new batch of rum wash, and broke the handle off my plastic stirring spoon :crying-blue:
So after about 30 seconds of thinking, I headed for the workshop. :geek: , rummaging through the junk pile, i had a thought :scared-eek: .
I found a bit of copper pipe, a copper plate that i had F@#ked up, and a brass elbow.
After about a whole 3 min, i had constructed the "Magic Stick".
This multi use "Tool" is the best thing since rum was invented, the things you can do with it are:
1. Stir your wash :happy-partydance:
2. pump water in as you stir wash
3. use it as a racking cane, as it sucks from about 80mm off the bottom of the fermentor
4. pump air through to aerate the wash :auto-nx:
5. swat flies :violence-stickwhack:
6. belt the dog :animals-dogrun:
7. spank the Mrs. :D
If I polished it up, you could use it as a mirror to signal other distillers in the area, :obscene-drinkingbuddies: or to guide jets onto aircraft carriers, but I couldn't be stuffed.
Before I take out a patent on this, I would like to give you guy's n gals, the oportunity to build your very own "Magic Do-It-All Shit Stirrer".

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[Lowndsey]

Sharpen that edge and you could slice your pizza with it too :D

[Teddysad]

But if you do that the Missus and the spanking may get a bit interestng

[Sam.]

Nice work mate, I like it :handgestures-thumbupleft:

[hayden]

How about a mini BBQ heated with LPG fired down the tube! :text-lol:

[AussieAndy]

Don't know about do it all shit stirrer, but I've been called a do nothing, know it all shit stirrer :laughing-rolling:

[StormWolf]

:text-+1: just for shit stirring!!!

:text-lol:

BTW I'm assuming with a metal plate like that in your hand that you are constantly giving someone "the bird"?! :)) :)) :))

[djfrestyla]

@ StormWolf,
The plate stops just before knuckle, but I still flip the bird at everyone anyway

[StormWolf]

I still flip the bird at everyone anyway

LMFAO that's the way m8 :obscene-birdiedoublered: