Aussiedistiller, Home Distilling, Moonshine, Home Brew

I know ya'll get some mileage out of this :laughing-rolling: rocked up to the international terminal in Brisvegas this arvo,sauntered up to the check in counter and hand over the neccesary paperwork,then the lovely lady behind the counter says 'Can I see your passport please sir'
That's when everything turns to shit :doh: I can't find it in my backpack,tear my back pack and suitcase apart...no luck...fucking thing is still sitting beside the omputer in North QLD :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:
So hear I am sitting in the Novotel,for the price they charge I could get a couple of hookers for 2hours,and it also cost me a small fortune to rebook tickets for tomorrow,plus I had to pay for return tickets for the mother in law to bring the offending paperwork down tomorrow morning :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:
NOW that's a fuck up :shifty: :angry-banghead: :shifty:

Big Don wrote:............
NOW that's a fuck up :shifty: :angry-banghead: :shifty:

Mate :clap: :clap: :clap: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
gold medal performance (OK...now enjoy the holiday, if ya EVER get there ,and keep out of the minibars in the meantime ;-) )

Don...,Don...,Don...,what ever will we do with you? :text-blondmoment:
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kimbo wrote:Don...,Don...,Don...,what ever will we do with you? :text-blondmoment:
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:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: ya fukin wally

I suppose ya lucky it's a oversea's holiday BD,
coz if it were a " local" holiday you'd probably forget the fukin car :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Should we have a monthly Darwin Award for this forum?

No real prize or anything, but I'm sure we could find a suitable avatar for each months winner :D

But geez Don that's gunna be hard to beat :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

BD, BD, BD, you not one of these people that would forget their head if it wasn't screwed on? :laughing-rolling:

Big Dons travel mishap reminds me of a fuckup on my last holiday last year (although it isn't as bad as Dons! :teasing-tease: )

End of a long roadtrip from Rapid City, spent the last few days in Vegas. Come checkout morning and I've got my bags packed ready for the drive to the airport to drop off the hire car then to fly back home, and I can't find all my keys, including the hire car keys and my house keys for when I get home. Looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Thought room service stole em so I went to the carpark to see if the car was still there. Yep it was still there. Back to the room and I empty out all my bags searching everywhere for em, still couldn't find them. So I call up the hire car company and tell them that I have lost the keys. They arrange for a tow truck to come and pickup the car :doh: I also call up someone back home to let them know I will be needing my spare keys to get in my bloody house.

Decide to have one last check of my bags, I pick up my smaller onboard bag and shake it violently and hear a jungle. Whoops, missed that pocket there on the outside! Found the fuckin keys! :dance: :angry-banghead: :laughing-rolling:

Bugger ya BD......Now Ive sprayed my keyboard.......hope the rest of the trip goes better.
And dont lose it again.....they might not let ya back in. :laughing-rolling:

Well the mother in law turns up with the said passport at 11.00am,gunna cost me heaps coz she's got 3hours to kill and she's meeting us at the airport DFO :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: Ah well all is not lost,weather looks good for next 6 days over there :handgestures-thumbupleft: :handgestures-thumbupleft:

:handgestures-thumbupleft: :handgestures-thumbupleft: ha ha got it :teasing-neener: :teasing-neener:

Just poured myself a bourbon, put the booze in then half filled the cup with an open can of Pepsi max, opened the next can and filled the glass, then realized I was holding a bundy rum can. Guess I'm lucky it wasn't an ouzo UDL.

Ran the still last night , put it all in jars . I checked the first and last jars , cool heres my cuts tasted some hearts fuck this is just great . Shot down the shop got coke , got all the hearts mixed them together water them down . So I mix rum with coke gee can't wait taste umm , hang on WTF pickled olives god damn it I can taste picked olives . Note to dipstick self make sure you wash all the fucking jars next time :puke-huge:

EDIT : Just topped my last effort thought the martini flavored rum was a bit hard to take ,chucked it maple syrup ok a bit better rum essence , um not quite disguised . I know so I drain my 45 ltr port barrel thats had port in it 20 yrs tip this total fuck up in leave for an hr . pour some out in coke , far canal bit dark . Tasted astounding and not in the good way either , just try to imagine pickled olive flavored rum port . YA can't can ya no one could . thinking better get this (lost for words here) out of the barrel before its not even good for firewood . Kids don't try this at home , I would not be able to pay a metho drinker to swallow one mouthful of this . will be refluxing the whole fucking lot now. PS just skulled the glass dryreached and done the spastic chicken dance god damn : fuck , worse than that fucking Campari shit WORST SHIT EVER

If ya going to doing figs ppl don't think you can use the lees in a bread mix ,I mean don't , fucking just buy a loaf . thinking about chucking my camp oven out :handgestures-thumbdown:

Filled 3 fermenters up last night and carried them in to sit by the fireplace. got on piss with wifey and nieghbors, woke up in morning lounge was ankle deep in wash, Had left taps open or bumped then open. cleaned up before wifey saw but floor is still sticky...

Put the lighter that lit the blow torch I was using behind the piece of metal i was heating up.

BOOM!

Burnt off my eye lashes.

lol

law-of-ohms wrote:Put the lighter that lit the blow torch I was using behind the piece of metal i was heating up.

BOOM!

Burnt off my eye lashes.

lol

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Letting the 100mL tubing I had my alcometer in overflow with hot raw spirit numerous times. Condenser tubing popping off and flooding the shed :angry-banghead:

stilling and on live chat couple of nights back , some asked is it coming out warm spun round to check and knocked over an almost full jar of 700ml hearts .No one to hear me swear so just , sigh , grunt , typed seems to be cooling now I knocked it all over the f#cking floor

My biggest fuck up to date was letting cuntcake & thuper downy be moderators :laughing-rolling:

racking off my TPW from my big fermenter to smaller ones using a hose to syphon with and gettin a fuckin huge gob full :puke-huge: