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Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:48 pm
by pulsetech
Zak Griffin wrote:A little bit... If I was allowed to say my last name on here you'd know why ;-)
I'm intrigued now.

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:09 am
by crow
Well I thought the crows had about a snow balls chance in hell of beating port, very happy to be wrong on this one. Zac don't tell me ya surname is Westlakes :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:54 am
by MacStill
wasnt it only a few of weeks ago we hit 100k posts ? I'm scratching my head here as I just clicked on unread posts and there was 2000 odd :wtf: is going on ?

I've never had unread posts more than a couple of hundred but this is getting spooky x_x

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:04 pm
by whiskeyshiner
MacStill wrote:wasnt it only a few of weeks ago we hit 100k posts ? I'm scratching my head here as I just clicked on unread posts and there was 2000 odd :wtf: is going on ?

I've never had unread posts more than a couple of hundred but this is getting spooky x_x


I thought the missus had a point when she said i spend to much time on this forum but faaark :)) i dunno how accurate mine is coz it says 1000 unread but there no way ive read 105000 posts :teasing-tease:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:06 am
by MacStill
:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

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Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:05 pm
by SBB
FFS Mac did you have too, I thought Id look through my unread posts, last time i do that for a while :puke-huge:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:42 am
by MacStill
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Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:36 am
by Sam.
MacStill wrote:
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:violence-smack:


:laughing-rolling:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:07 am
by MacStill
Q. what does a bank and sex have in common ?

A. once you withdraw you lose interest

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:29 pm
by Kimbo
Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood.
He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season.

Two weeks later the magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 minutes left.

The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a
sensation - kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the magpies!

The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star

When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about his first day of AFL.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says, 'I played for 10 minutes today, we were 6 goals down, but I kicked 7 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media...'

Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young Iraqi is very upset. 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'

'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to Collingwood in the first place!'

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:45 am
by bayshine
:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:45 am
by kickarum
True story
I sold newspapers in Collingwood as a kid, 2 other kids once attempted to rob me for my paper money not far from CUB.
However that was 40 years ago and I'm sure Collingwood is a much nicer place now.

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:05 pm
by crow
kickarum wrote: I'm sure Collingwood is a much nicer place now.

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :icon-lol: :icon-lol: :icon-lol: :O) :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: You got all the good ones today :handgestures-thumbupleft:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:12 am
by Canuck
dogbreath vodka wrote:A couple of months ago I tried to convince my brother-in-law about the advantages of non turbo and just using a pot still.
But he knows all about how it is done apparently.
He listens to a local HBS bloke who is real switched on with this sort of thing. :roll:
Can make a litre out of this and that after 6hrs of distilling. ... "It's as clear as a bell, even before filtering!" 8-} 8-}

Wouldn't believe me, that you could make decent spirits out of mash, sugar, yeast and water.

I even offered to give him my old 2.5" pot still and show him how it works....... still waiting for his reply. 8-} 8-}

DBV

I'd gut somebody for one of your stills, hes a nitwit.

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:50 am
by dogbreath vodka
Thanks Canuk

Had to go way back to find that post. :-B :-B
You must be doing a lot of reading, great to see you doing lots of research :-B :handgestures-thumbupleft: :handgestures-thumbupleft:

My Brother-in-law won't get that chance again.....
I've used the 90deg elbow and part of the 2 5/8" tube for the Carter Head. :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

So he can go plait his sh#t for all I care now.
:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

:D :D
DBV

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:19 pm
by dogbreath vodka
Any one had a look at the red moon tonight?

DBV

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:26 pm
by Zak Griffin
Good view of it from here...

Anyone doing a run tonight can call their gear Red Moonshine :handgestures-thumbupleft:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:28 pm
by 1 2many
Clouds in melbourne :angry-banghead:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:33 pm
by MacStill
If your moon is red I suggest less .... ok lets not go there :laughing-rolling:

If you're talking about the one in the sky it's still daylight here :teasing-neener:

Re: The Banter Box

PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:42 pm
by Zak Griffin
it's also still 1994 where you are, Mac :laughing-rolling: