The funniest thing happened today......

[MacStill]

I had to go to the hospital for a pre op pee sample today for my surgery on thursday, just to make sure there's no infections or anything.

The doc says: we need a mid stream sample, do you know what that is? and have you done one before?

I says: Oh ok so you only want the hearts cut?

Doc says: heads and tails dont give a good result :shock:

Then the conversation started...................

[MacStill]

A few weeks ago I had to go for a prostate test, and the doc mentioned that sometimes the test can cause erection.

Some time later in the cubicle I said, hmmmmmmmmmmmm nup no erection here!

The doc says, WELL MAYBE NOT FOR YOU :shock:

[Kimbo]

I hope he didn't have his hands on your shoulders :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MacStill]

I hope he didn't have his hands on your shoulders :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

eer one wasnt :oops:

[QLD.Andy]

Did he at least give you flowers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[reknaw]

I had my knee done last year, doc came in after knee was shaved, scrubbed and cleaned with antibacterial and I was ready to go into surgery. Ha d a chat read the paperwork, lookded at scans. He then got a texter drew a cross on my knee and put an arrow on it. We talked about how people have had the wrong limb amputated, wrong joint operated on etc.

As he goes to leave he says "we are doing the right knee today aren't we?" WAY TO INSPIRE CONFIDENCE DOC

Mcstill when your back on Friday hopefully you still have all your bits :lol:

[QLD.Andy]

I would have been up and outathere :lol: :lol: :lol:

[maheel]

Did he at least give you flowers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

or even dinner ?

[Kimbo]

Hey McStill,
great thread to post just as you invite everyone over for a bit of "camping" :lol: :lol: :lol: :?

[Frank]

yep its those email strangers from QLD we ALL need to be worried about.... :shock: