by bluc » Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:03 pm
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts right.
I once made a song about a tortilla, but it was really more of a rap.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left him.
On the radio today I heard an advertisement for a speaker for sale. It was $1, but it was stuck on full volume. I thought to myself well I can't turn that down.
A limbo professional walked into a bar. He was immediately disqualified.
What do you call 2 banana peels on the floor? A pair of slippers.
What do you call an encyclopaedia in the freezer? Cold hard facts.
Stop looking for your perfect match. Use a lighter.
I went to the zoo & saw a baguette in a cage. It was bred in captivity.
I have named my horse Mayo. On occasion Mayo neighs.
Some people think mountains are funny. I think they're hilarious.
How did 2 German car enthusiast cowboys say hello to each other. Audi cowboy.
Poo jokes aren't my favorite jokes, but they're a solid number 2.