Jokes, Time for a laugh.

[Doubleuj]

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[hgwells]

Why do men snore why they sleep on their backs?





Because their ball sack covers their arsehole and forms a vapour lock.

[bluc]

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Haha

[Wellsy]

Welcome to the club.
I wonder if I will make it through the night without needing a piss
Hell I used to last all day

[The Stig]

So after leaving the drive thru today in Surfers. My wife took her sandwich out of the bag and we see THIS!! Seriously? Oh not today, not today!! I went back to the restaurant, went INSIDE (already fuming), asked to speak to the manager and then threw the sandwich on the counter. I asked him for an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my Wife’s sandwich. He answered, "because you ordered a BLT with cheese??” To which I replied “Oh”

[Wellsy]

Lol
Omg, that is gold mate. The manager is still trying g to workout why you guys were so upset lol.
They really need to change their system

[Sam.]

So after leaving the drive thru today in Surfers. My wife took her sandwich out of the bag and we see THIS!! Seriously? Oh not today, not today!! I went back to the restaurant, went INSIDE (already fuming), asked to speak to the manager and then threw the sandwich on the counter. I asked him for an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my Wife’s sandwich. He answered, "because you ordered a BLT with cheese??” To which I replied “Oh”

That is gold :laughing-rolling:

[RuddyCrazy]

A 75 years olf American farmer when to his doctor where the doc asked his opnion on Joe Biden as the next president. The old farmer said well ya know Biden is post turtle.

So the Doc asked what in the name is a post turtle ????

The old farmer when ya driving down the road and you see a turtle balanced ontop of a fence post. Well thats a post turtle to be exact.

The doc looked kind a puzzled so the old farmer explained.

You know it didn't get by it's self and you know it doesn't belong there, it doesn't know what to do while it's up there and it's elevated beyond the ability to function

and you wonder what idiot put him up there in the first place....

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[Wellsy]

Lol
I think it the same for me but it is more “ after I discovered everything joyous in life “ lol

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[Wellsy]

that was proper online fun

Now show the picture of all the kids hurtling up the back after one of the 4 arms on the hoist breaks.

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[bluc]

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