Tell us Your Fuckup's

[bluc]

Foreshots :puke-huge: :D

[Doubleuj]

Foreshots :puke-huge: :D

Foreshots plus backshots :laughing-rolling: :puke-huge:
Shortcut, that takes the cake

[Sam.]

Well mate you wanted something called the "shortcut", reckon this is it :laughing-rolling:

Last night while running the still, I was busting for a shit.
Instead of turning her off and going up to the house I decided to snap one off into an empty beer carton.
I dumped about 300mm of fore’s on it and set it alight to get rid of the evidence.
The smell of the smoke was atrocious it filled up the whole carpark area,the shed and apparently it could be smelled up at the house. The missus had to shut all the windows.
All the ash has blown away, now I have a burnt patch of grass with a fossilised nard.

[EziTasting]

Foreshots :puke-huge: :D

You could call it ForeShits...

[wynnum1]

You could get away with burning the cardboard but not the crap on it best to tip in a container with some water and flush when no one is looking.

[shortcut]

What did you use for paper? Not bits of the box I hope. :wtf:

Coffee filters.

[Plumby]

What did you use for paper? Not bits of the box I hope. :wtf:

Coffee filters.

Jesus that's rough man. Would still be better than the paper in a public toilet though. I call it Chuck Norris paper because it dont take shit off anybody.

[Sam.]

Jesus that's rough man. Would still be better than the paper in a public toilet though. I call it Chuck Norris paper because it dont take shit off anybody.

Chuck Norris made the giraffe by giving a horse an uppercut.

[bluc]

Just had a lovely refreshing bath in rum wash. When the line came off the pump just as i was knealing over it :laughing-rolling:

[Astro]

Bloody hopeless, waited 2 weeks for this to break it in 10 minutes

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[bluc]

Was that a heater? :doh:

[Astro]

Was that a heater? :doh:

Used to be, yes :angry-banghead:

[woodduck]

If it makes you feel any better I bought 3 once, put all of them in 3 different washes, turned them on to hear 3 pops. All 3 had come unstuck from the side and floated to the surface and overheated and popped. 3 heaters and 3 washes wasted :angry-banghead: I now weigh them down with stainless hose clamps :handgestures-thumbupleft:

[Astro]

shit, went down to the pet store this arvo and paid stupid money for one, just threw it in assumed they sank.
better go have a look

[db1979]

weigh them down with stainless hose clamps :handgestures-thumbupleft:

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[Astro]

weigh them down with stainless hose clamps :handgestures-thumbupleft:

:text-+1:

wasn't floating :handgestures-thumbupleft:

Dont have stainless clamps but managed to secure some copper busbars to it with some stainless spinnerbait wire :teasing-tease:

[bluc]

If it makes you feel any better I bought 3 once, put all of them in 3 different washes, turned them on to hear 3 pops. All 3 had come unstuck from the side and floated to the surface and overheated and popped. 3 heaters and 3 washes wasted :angry-banghead: I now weigh them down with stainless hose clamps :handgestures-thumbupleft:

What do you use for your weight woody? I have the most stubborn ferment atm..

[db1979]

The hose clamps are the weight.

[bluc]

The hose clamps are the weight.

Are ok didn't think they would be heavy enough..

[EziTasting]

So, F$@k-up for the day - putting the power on the bottom element, going for a single element heat up and expecting it to take a long time, WITHOUT checking that the power lead is turned on! :angry-banghead:

So I've been sitting here waiting!

Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh I'm somewhat emotional right now! :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:

At least I managed to start of with the drain closed this time!