Tell us Your Fuckup's

by **Brikky** » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:53 pm

Having a few while doing a stripping run, finished, had a few more drinks and went to bed. Got up the next morning and started cleaning the boiler out then realised I hadn't saved any slops for the next gen! Grr. Schoolboy error.

by **MacStill** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:20 pm

Cant wait to hear the story behind this one cupcake :happy-partydance:

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You should know better than to send me pics without an explanation :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Did you ask your mrs for a BJ?

:text-lol:

by **Kimbo** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:22 pm

McStill wrote:Cant wait to hear the story behind this one cupcake :happy-partydance:

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You should know better than to send me pics without an explanation :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Did you ask your mrs for a BJ?

:text-lol:

No, he was trying to do it himself :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
His missus pushed his head down too fast :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

by **MacStill** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:26 pm

Looks more like a mop injury to me, perhaps he got caught caught using the vacume cleaner to strain his mash again :))

by **Kimbo** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:35 pm

Yeah but i was referring to him sucking his towbar!
Or did he trip over the dog's bed again............. soooooo many possibilities :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

by **Sam.** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:37 pm

Did it have something to do with those other big boats out there?....

by **MacStill** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:39 pm

maybe c#^t face would be a better name for him now :think:

by **Kimbo** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:05 am

Geez, just when we thought he couldnt get any uglier :teasing-tease:

by **MacStill** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Due to the lack of response I'm guessing he's pretty embarrassed about the situation, from the brief conversation we had I can only say "shame on you Don" :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

by **Kimbo** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:31 am

I think i'll have to call him to find out the goss :mrgreen:

by **Cane Toad** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:36 am

Na all is good :laughing-rolling: work has been totally out of control :angry-banghead:
I believe an explanation is in order :think:
Fuel lift pump on the volvo shit itself,got a new one,tilted cab MOST of the way forward,unbolted old pump and tried to remove,needed a bit more room so went to tilt cab all the way forward,leaving toolbox door open,started to tilt cab,heard a noise,started to look up and a 2kg wheel spanner fell out of toolbox and hit me on the bridge of the nose :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:
12 stitches,2 shiners,a broken nose and a fucking big headache later and all is good :handgestures-thumbupleft: A 5am start on Saturday and 7pm knock off,2 boxes of panadol....wouldn't be dead for quids :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

by **jasonc2861** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:30 am

Got pissed,thought it would be a good idea to put some lolly snakes in a litre bottle of neutral,went all goopy and white sludges crap,tried to filter it with a coffee filter,pored it in a jar,overflowed it,and it wouldn't filter it cause of all the sludgey crap.lost over half a bottle of good stuff,have half a bottle of this pink sludgy shit the missus won't even touch. :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

by **Lupus** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:26 pm

Jason
Sounds like the thickening agent has contaminated the entire batch. Perhaps you could try freezing the lot and making jelly shots :P

by **Kimbo** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:40 pm

Nexr time,put it into a bowl and spoon off the vege gum :handgestures-thumbupleft:

by **MacStill** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:19 pm

Molasses explosion :scared-eek:

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Guess what I'm doing for the rest of the day x_x

:angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:

by **JayD** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:29 pm

We put a Banana wash down the other day and it oozed out of the airlock, we had to skim it a couple of times to keep it in the fermenter...banana turds caked the top of the wash when it was finished.

by **googe** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:00 pm

UMonkey shit wash :laughing-rolling:

by **Urrazeb** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:02 pm

McStill wrote:Molasses explosion :scared-eek:

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Guess what I'm doing for the rest of the day x_x

:angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:

bwhahahahahahaha :)

by **Kimbo** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:14 pm

CC has a vaccy thst will clean it up quick smart :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

by **MacStill** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:32 pm

Will it suck all the shit off the ceiling? x_x

The fucken thing blew the ring clip off the drum and smashed the bottle (air lock) on the roof of the shed, it was like someone dropped a bucket of mentos in a drum of coke ~x(