by fishfingers » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:34 am
Little Johnny is an orphan and is being looked after by some nuns at a convent until a suitable family can be found.
The nuns take Johnny to church everyday and let him race around the outside of the church on his 3 wheeled bike.
On this day the nuns have woken up to themselves and realised that he is a ball of energy and they really need to wear him out before they take him back to the convent for some lunch and a peaceful sleep.
The 3 nuns come out of the church and say to him , Johnny do a few more laps around the church before we go back to the convent.
With that the 3 nuns split up and all go to a corner of the building.
Johnny starts to race around the building and is stopped by one of he nuns. She says, Johnny you are going awfully fast have you got a licence to go that quick?
With that Johnny says sure and pulls out a lollie paper and says is that good enough for you?
The nun smiles and says, alright Johnny that will do off you go but be careful.
Johnny races as fast as he can along the side of the building only to be stopped by another nun at the next corner.
She says, Johnny that is a great looking bike you have there and you are riding it very quickly, do you have insurance papers?
Johnny pulls out another lollie paper and shows it to the nun and says, is this good enough for you?
The nun smiles and says, yes Johnny now off you go and be careful.
Once again Johnny turns the corner and races along the side of the building as fast as he can until the third nun stops him.
The nun says Johnny you turned around that corner way too quickly without looking, I need your licence and insurance papers please.
Johnny now frustrated pulls the lollie papers out and shows her them both. He asks is that good enough for you penguin?
The nun although a little annoyed smiles and says yes Johnny I will let you off with a warning this time but please be more careful.
Johnny now starts to race off but stops at the corner, looks around the corner, sees a priest and starts to quietly back pedal.
The nun is a bit puzzled by this and goes up to Johnny and asks, Why did you stop Johnny?
Johnny replies, its a breathalyser!
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